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Forum: Idle Banter 27-01-19, 11:46 AM
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Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

It appears to be a thing at the moment to get your McDonald's delivered etc.
I get that take away for delivery was inefficient. The pizza shop had a delivery guy, so did the Indian take away and...
Forum: Idle Banter 26-01-19, 09:32 PM
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Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Just Deliveroo Uber food collection people.
My dislike of them hits a new low.
Why are they so rude?

Wife backing in to a space in a car park. Moped guy whizzes in to the space in rush to get...
Forum: Idle Banter 25-01-19, 10:25 AM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

McDonald's

Touch screen and table service

Long wait. Too busy serving Uber Eats etc
It seems that if you refuse to take your helmet off and wear a Polite vest they fall over backwards for...
Forum: Idle Banter 16-12-18, 08:27 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

No. You're thinking of the years it was Nigel Mansell.
Forum: Idle Banter 13-11-18, 08:40 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Or filling stations that ask which is your vehicle/pump as you go to pay wearing a helmet.

I say mines the blue car, but my driving isn't very good.
Forum: Idle Banter 31-10-18, 10:42 PM
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Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Insurance companies.
The usual complaint that they are shisters. You agree dates for premium payments but then find they try taking money early. Every month. Then one month the money isn't there...
Forum: Idle Banter 29-10-18, 12:00 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Why didn't anyone tell me that chain cleaner is really good at cleaning chain grease off the bike?

I know, it seems obvious now. I now have a clean rear wheel
Forum: Idle Banter 25-10-18, 07:37 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

What tosh.
So, you run a small business churning widgets. You created this company from an idea you had at the kitchen table. You know how to churn widgets.
The day arrives when you need someone...
Forum: Idle Banter 21-10-18, 02:42 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Are you sitting on a used car tyre in the street while the kids play on the pavement? If not, don't complain. I had kids go to one of those.
I soon got an urgent phone call and we had to leave.
Forum: Idle Banter 17-10-18, 01:38 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

ECM to Peterborough frequently has problems.
Forum: Idle Banter 15-10-18, 05:27 PM
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Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Sadly armed robbers don't worry about 'No Moped' signs and wheelchair users tend to complain about steps etc.

Video surveillance is great for watching it over again and, boy, do we have cameras!
...
Forum: Idle Banter 12-10-18, 06:03 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

People who keep asking me to change doors on buildings so that mopeds can't get in.

The same people drive in to work with bikes filtering through stupidly small gaps (and I'm on one of them). Why...
Forum: Idle Banter 19-09-18, 03:12 AM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

They smelt SO BAD they even gave lesson in it?? Incredible.


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Forum: Idle Banter 18-09-18, 08:29 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

That is the point. The NHS free dental check was abolished in 1989 by Thatcher, along with the free eyesight test.


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Forum: Idle Banter 18-09-18, 02:21 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Conservative government in 1989. It's a Thatcher legacy. I believe the phrase of the day was "The NHS is safe in our hands"




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Forum: Idle Banter 17-09-18, 11:39 AM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

My gripe is a boiler health check. It was fine before but now isn't working.

The engineer can't get back until tomorrow's so that's another day off. I can guess what's wrong and I'll bet they'll...
Forum: Idle Banter 17-09-18, 10:06 AM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Be careful with EGR & DPF removal. As the website says, "Our DPF Removal service is sold for off-road use only. Removal of a DPF will almost invariably make your vehicle illegal for use on a public...
Forum: Idle Banter 15-09-18, 08:20 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

If the DPF is regenerating then it should be fine. They can get too bad to regenerate which is a real pain. The engine then just stops working because the exhaust blocks.

I think it's long been...
Forum: Idle Banter 11-09-18, 02:29 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Parents who call their children 'mate.' As in, "Don't do that, mate"

I thought mate was a word (other than the sexual sense) used to underline a closer bond than would otherwise be perceived. Why...
Forum: Idle Banter 11-09-18, 08:01 AM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Patents who call their children 'mate.' As in, "Don't do that, mate"

I thought mate was a word (other than the sexual sense) used to underline a closer bond than would otherwise be perceived. Why...
Forum: Idle Banter 09-09-18, 01:16 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

"Knives from stanley cut many types of materials including cardboard, drywall, plastic sheeting, leather, and more."

Doesn't say thumbs!
Forum: Idle Banter 09-09-18, 01:00 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

How darned inconsiderate of Suzuki to not consider creatures without opposable thumbs.
Forum: Idle Banter 07-09-18, 05:56 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

My gripe
Last week I looked at a BMW. Haggled etc and left saying I need to speak to the other half about the money.

A week later. Nothing from the dealer. Doesn't he know the process? Customer...
Forum: Idle Banter 03-09-18, 05:03 PM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

I find that quite funny. I imagine the caller trying to ask for the food (with Indian names) and getting upset because the Indian guy doesn't understand
Forum: Idle Banter 26-08-18, 11:44 AM
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Posted By Red ones
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Same with my father. The carers keep changing and the new ones need training on the equipment and routine so what's the point as mother has to train then to do what they should be doing so she...
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