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Forum: Idle Banter 12-08-18, 03:00 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

A duck walks into a bar.

Duck: got any bread?
Barman: no!
Duck: got any bread?
Barman: no
Duck: got any bread?
Barman: no
Duck: got any bread?
Barman: no and if you ask again I'll nail your...
Forum: Idle Banter 07-02-17, 12:15 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

That's made my day

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Forum: Idle Banter 08-03-16, 07:15 AM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Better choice than Trump.

Most Google'd thing on Super Tuesday: how to move to Canada

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Forum: Idle Banter 29-12-14, 05:17 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

:winner:
Forum: Idle Banter 28-03-14, 06:31 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

What's the difference between an Essex bird and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't spit its load out after its finished

written with a biro
Forum: Idle Banter 24-03-14, 08:18 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Last night I tried to do a **** in a Sock selfie, police were not best pleased with the riot van
Forum: Idle Banter 02-03-14, 07:25 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

The Geordie Thermometer

50 Degrees. Southerners turn on their heating. Geordies plant their gardens.

40 Degrees. Southerners shiver uncontrollably. Geordies Sunbathe.

30 Degrees. Southern...
Forum: Idle Banter 16-07-13, 07:42 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/580240_598512306859615_904262605_n.jpg
Forum: Idle Banter 13-05-13, 08:44 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

You sure ;)

I'm ****ed either way with mine
Forum: Idle Banter 28-04-13, 11:08 AM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I wonder why Jayne ;)

I do feel a bit sick after that image! I think were even after the Harlem video
Forum: Idle Banter 26-04-13, 08:14 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

MEANINGS OF BOYS' NAMES

Aaron - ugly but hung like a horse, prone to belly button fluff.
Adam - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.
Adrian - usually short and very horny,...
Forum: Idle Banter 26-04-13, 07:59 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Meanings of 'GIRLS' NAMES:
Ada - Blue haired, smells of wee.
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs
Alison - Bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the light off. ...
Forum: Idle Banter 24-03-13, 05:28 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

hahaha

Stolen!!!
Forum: Idle Banter 21-03-13, 10:17 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Stolen!!!
Forum: Idle Banter 18-01-13, 08:57 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Yoink!!!
Forum: Idle Banter 31-10-12, 07:49 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

so would a Bishops hat in the window
Forum: Idle Banter 19-10-12, 10:20 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Well the last FZR750 I followed fogged its way along a road
Forum: Idle Banter 19-10-12, 10:10 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

bwahahahhaha

Whats bust?
Forum: Idle Banter 15-10-12, 09:00 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Stolen!!!
Forum: Idle Banter 13-09-12, 08:00 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Badg you bad bad bad man :lol:
Forum: Idle Banter 27-08-12, 08:07 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Narrows it down to about a million
Forum: Idle Banter 09-08-12, 09:51 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

A Thriller!
Forum: Idle Banter 09-08-12, 07:07 AM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

stolen!
Forum: Idle Banter 07-08-12, 07:04 AM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

:winner:

At least it wasnt; whats 12" long... ;)
Forum: Idle Banter 22-06-12, 09:23 PM
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Posted By andrewsmith
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

the cleavage
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