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Forum: Photos 08-04-19, 09:02 AM
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Posted By Teejayexc
Re: The all new slap bang up to date photo of the day 2019!

Blimey LPH, either those hens are huge or you really are a shorthouse!
Forum: Idle Banter 24-03-19, 09:08 PM
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Views: 276,365
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Smile of the day - What is yours?

First cut ? Blimey I've cut mine about four times since the new year. If I hadn't it would be about six inches high now!
Forum: Bikes - Talk & Issues 03-03-19, 09:03 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 2,172
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: The Sat Nav minefield!

From another forum I frequent, similar question was asked....

For finding your way around from A-B, "Here WeGO" is free for Android/iPhone and allows you to download maps onto your phone for your...
Forum: Idle Banter 12-02-19, 06:49 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 234
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Virgin media

Did you ask the techy man where 'pong' had disappeared to?

Apparently 'things' don't like it when left home alone, like yer thingummyjig not lining up with yer wotchermacallit and yer doodahs...
Forum: Idle Banter 18-11-18, 09:41 PM
Replies: 7,215
Views: 428,593
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Can't you get a cream for that? :rolleyes:
Forum: Idle Banter 10-10-18, 04:25 PM
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Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Smile of the day - What is yours?

You see there's always a down side!

Hundreds of Lycra clad old farts out again hereabouts :smt068
Forum: Idle Banter 02-10-18, 08:29 PM
Replies: 7,215
Views: 428,593
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Trouble is.....car park nearest the doors always fills up with lazy *******s who can't be arsed to walk far! It's supposed to be for those who really struggle to walk far.

If you go straight over...
Forum: Photos 16-09-18, 04:57 PM
Replies: 6,172
Views: 181,559
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Vintage film cameras

That's like spot the difference!

Took me ages to see what you were talking about.
Forum: Idle Banter 12-09-18, 08:45 PM
Replies: 3,901
Views: 276,365
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Smile of the day - What is yours?

Perhaps it's the wrong colour? :smt065
Forum: Idle Banter 09-08-18, 02:24 PM
Replies: 7,215
Views: 428,593
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Baffle them with bullsh1t, they thrive on bullsh1t.
Forum: Idle Banter 31-07-18, 04:24 PM
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Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

I've got hedges totalling maybe 100m around my boundaries, nowhere near 10' tall, but I'll be fecked if the neighbours expected me to cut their side too!
Forum: Idle Banter 29-07-18, 05:03 PM
Replies: 7,215
Views: 428,593
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Petrol!

I kid you not, the fumes kill 'em. Just don't smoke around the same time!
Forum: Idle Banter 27-07-18, 06:36 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 431
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: I wanted a thunderstorm...

Well, you wanted one Seeker, had enough now?
Forum: Idle Banter 27-07-18, 01:13 PM
Replies: 7,215
Views: 428,593
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Luxury!

When I were a lad, we had to get up 2 hours afore we went to bed, crawl over broken glass to get to work, spend 26 hrs at work then come home and sleep in't wardrobe!

Oh and when we...
Forum: For Sale - Other Bikes and General biking items 18-07-18, 01:00 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 998
Posted By Teejayexc
Forum: Idle Banter 17-07-18, 10:28 AM
Replies: 7,215
Views: 428,593
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

LPH...just make sure you stay on here long enough to take photos when you decide to run around naked!

Seriously though, think you've made the right decision. Good luck with the tests.
Forum: Idle Banter 25-06-18, 11:04 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 453
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Surface dressing

Very much this...

Some manhole covers hereabouts are at last 3" below the reinstated road surfaces!
Forum: Idle Banter 21-06-18, 11:18 AM
Replies: 7,215
Views: 428,593
Posted By Teejayexc
Forum: Idle Banter 20-06-18, 09:48 PM
Replies: 7,215
Views: 428,593
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Gripe of the day - What is yours?

Should have been posted in 'smile of the day' :smt069
Forum: Idle Banter 24-05-18, 07:16 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,179
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Fresh as a daisy

Try resting your third finger on the clutch lever, (the same on t'other side with the brake), not cos it makes you feel like a racer, it helps to stop you gripping too tightly and aids the wrist ache.
Forum: Idle Banter 23-05-18, 03:18 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 437
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Bibio clone

They already exist!

https://www.homedepot.com/p/HOMESTYLES-12-in-H-Biker-Dude-the-Biker-Gnome-in-Leather-Motorcycle-Gear-Riding-His-Black-Bike-Home-and-Garden-Gnome-Statue-33020/303558380

:cool:
Forum: Bikes - Talk & Issues 21-05-18, 03:51 PM
Replies: 1,533
Views: 163,411
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: What have you tinkered with today?

Baby wipes are great for cleaning leathers, yes...really ! :p
Forum: Bikes - Talk & Issues 14-05-18, 11:38 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 4,209
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: Oh no, not again (speeding)

knicking?

As in pulling your pants down ?

:smt048
Forum: Photos 30-04-18, 07:09 PM
Replies: 418
Views: 24,149
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: The all new, slap bang up to date 2018 photo a day

That's just pished on Geo's parade ! :smt070
Forum: SV Talk, Tuning & Tweaking 24-04-18, 04:08 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,135
Posted By Teejayexc
Re: K1 carb refit after 4 years in storage

The 'toolkit' is about the same ****e quality as the screws!
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