Forum: Idle Banter
19-06-20, 12:12 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
After three months of tedious lockdown, if you were given the choice of a luxury weekend away with your wife, or a barbeque with your mates, would you choose:
a) Burgers
b) Chicken
c) Sausages
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Forum: Idle Banter
30-04-20, 12:34 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Are my testicles black?

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a...
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Forum: Idle Banter
10-07-19, 09:51 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Came across this on t'interweb..
Unfortunately, my worst fears have been realised.
After four weeks waiting we have got the tests back, and my wife is severely allergic to our new puppy.
I...
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Forum: Idle Banter
15-11-18, 04:01 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Following complaints made to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the 'Haka' before their games, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of...
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Forum: Idle Banter
19-12-15, 09:40 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Please be advised that all employees planning to dash through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh, going over the fields and laughing all the way are required to undergo a Risk Assessment addressing...
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Forum: Idle Banter
08-05-15, 08:42 AM
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Forum: Idle Banter
06-04-15, 02:17 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Scientists have known for some time that plants feel stress. In fact they produce a wide range of chemicals in response to damage (http://jxb.oxfordjournals.org/content/52/354/1.full), and while it...
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Forum: Idle Banter
20-09-14, 07:26 PM
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Forum: Idle Banter
28-02-14, 12:01 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Oops, I forgot the obligatory joke.
An American General and an British General are visiting Camp Bastion and by chance end up meeting in the lavatories. The British general finishes his business,...
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Forum: Idle Banter
28-02-14, 11:48 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Hmm....
Richest - only until China decides to sell dollars
Most powerful - but still can't beat a ragtag bunch of Afgan towelheads
Healthiest - only if you can afford the health insurance...
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Forum: Idle Banter
18-02-14, 09:18 AM
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Forum: Idle Banter
03-01-14, 09:10 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Drinking and Driving
With the Christmas season just over, I would like to share a personal experience about drinking and driving.
As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes...
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Forum: Idle Banter
07-11-13, 09:50 AM
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Forum: Idle Banter
08-03-13, 08:41 AM
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Forum: Idle Banter
17-02-13, 09:32 PM
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Forum: Idle Banter
01-01-13, 09:03 AM
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Forum: Idle Banter
18-11-12, 08:01 AM
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Forum: Idle Banter
26-07-12, 01:44 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
You may have thought that our Olympic committee were having a bit of a joke when they played the South Korean national anthem for a winning North Korean. But they've got nothing on this:
"The...
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Forum: Idle Banter
10-07-12, 05:12 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Our Teacer was getting a little dispirited by now, but she decided to give Paddy one last chance.
Sally:- Thank you Patrick. Could you also give the class an example using the word torture.
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Forum: Idle Banter
06-07-12, 09:31 AM
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Forum: Idle Banter
26-06-12, 01:37 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
"We have examined your CV, and it a mass of lies. Your qualifications are fake, your work history is complete fiction and you have used your friends for references...
... Excellent!! Welcome to...
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Forum: Idle Banter
10-02-12, 08:28 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
....... I just got off the phone from a friend living in Scotland -
He said that the snow has been falling since early this morning and the drifts around his house are now almost waist high.
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Forum: Idle Banter
07-02-12, 01:54 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Apologies if these have already been posted...
How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks
Which vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?...
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Forum: Idle Banter
17-12-11, 09:05 AM
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Forum: Idle Banter
03-12-11, 05:29 AM
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