Forum: Idle Banter
17-02-19, 04:54 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
i knew it was going to be a bad day.
I rear ended a car this morning...
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a
DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"
So I said,...
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Forum: Idle Banter
29-10-18, 03:58 AM
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09-06-18, 10:51 AM
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Forum: Idle Banter
31-12-17, 05:04 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I lost my watch at a Christmas party.
About an hour later I saw some guy standing on it while he was sexually harassing a woman.
So I went over and punched him in the face breaking his nose.
No...
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Forum: Idle Banter
12-09-17, 02:04 AM
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Forum: Idle Banter
09-09-17, 05:26 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Not a joke but a definitely a good laugh.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41201494/people-like-ryon-are-going-to-shoot-at-hurricane-irma
And now you know how Trump got elected.
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Forum: Idle Banter
19-07-17, 09:45 PM
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02-06-17, 03:53 AM
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12-04-16, 09:42 PM
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07-03-16, 11:04 AM
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15-02-16, 04:44 AM
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Forum: Idle Banter
15-08-15, 05:51 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Energizer Bunny Arrested:
Charged With Battery
No matter how much you push the envelope,
It'll still be stationery
Whoever invented 'knock-knock' jokes
should get a no-bell prize.
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Forum: Idle Banter
28-06-15, 06:37 AM
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10-05-15, 04:15 AM
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30-04-15, 10:27 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Was sitting in the shade on a hot day, sipping a cool drink while watching my girlfriend mow the lawn
when the lady next door peered over the fence and yelled "You ought to be hung!"
So I yelled...
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Forum: Idle Banter
26-04-15, 04:30 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other.
The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons."
The second alien, who...
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Forum: Idle Banter
18-04-15, 05:46 PM
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18-04-15, 03:02 AM
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17-04-15, 12:49 AM
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17-04-15, 12:17 AM
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Forum: Idle Banter
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