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Forum: Idle Banter 28-06-16, 06:50 PM
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Posted By KingDerelict
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

In order to bring some sense back to the Brexit debate, I thought I’d take a look at what the UK was like in 1972, the last year that the UK was outside the European Union (or EEC as it was then),...
Forum: Idle Banter 28-06-16, 06:03 PM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub...

to watch Wales play in the quarter-finals.


(alternatively, given the week's other big story...)


An Englishman, an Irishman...
Forum: Idle Banter 15-01-16, 12:48 PM
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Posted By KingDerelict
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Having lived in the little village of Abject Poverty for some time, since moving from Chaos, I haven't done a lot of travelling. In my younger days I always dreamed that by now I would be living in...
Forum: Idle Banter 30-04-15, 04:09 PM
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Posted By KingDerelict
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

A mate of mine is a landscape gardener and he's having a terrible time lately.

Last month, he had an accident with a chainsaw and chopped off the ends of both his feet.

Then last week, his...
Forum: Idle Banter 30-04-15, 04:05 PM
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Posted By KingDerelict
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I got chatting to this attractive French girl the other day.

“What do you do for a living?” I asked.

She replied, “I am, how you say, a specialist in etiquette.”

Turned out she was a...
Forum: Idle Banter 29-12-14, 01:56 PM
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Posted By KingDerelict
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

What’s black & white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.

An embarrassed penguin.

A panda covered in ketchup.

A skunk with nappy rash.
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