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Forum: Idle Banter 23-05-13, 11:59 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

SK YOU ARSSSE!!!! lol
Forum: Idle Banter 23-05-13, 11:59 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

**** stretchie that's awesome :D
Forum: Idle Banter 13-02-13, 01:12 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

There's no I in team. There's no U in team. Basically what I'm trying to say is we've both been sacked.
Forum: Idle Banter 10-01-13, 01:58 AM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Yeah I heard about this, his hand transplant has taken a turn for the worse after ************ too much?



What a tossor.
Forum: Idle Banter 28-11-12, 11:32 AM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

And all this after a few weeks worrying whether their grandmother was going to survive pneumonia... thankfully their na'an is now fine.
Forum: Idle Banter 11-05-12, 03:24 AM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I tried to get into BDSM but i cant be bothered, I suppose i need a kick up the ****.
Forum: Idle Banter 27-04-12, 06:53 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I got caught secretly filming at the back of the cinema during a romantic film.

It was just as they started kissing, when the girl whispered to her boyfriend, "That creepy man over there is...
Forum: Idle Banter 27-04-12, 06:51 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
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Thieves are stealing telescopes off Blackpool front during the night and replacing them with kaleidoscopes.

Police say there may be a pattern developing.
Forum: Idle Banter 26-03-12, 09:43 AM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

aboomboomboomifyouregaysay Wayo!
Forum: Idle Banter 16-03-12, 04:31 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

done :)
Forum: Idle Banter 16-03-12, 09:59 AM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I got bollokced by a member of staff for taking this picture :D told her I was offended by it because I was blind, she came over all apologetic??? Dumbass.
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Forum: Idle Banter 09-03-12, 08:47 AM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I get the impression BananaMan would like that :D
Forum: Idle Banter 02-03-12, 04:20 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

http://static3.itsuxtobefat.com/uploads/omg.jpg
Forum: Idle Banter 02-03-12, 07:41 AM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I met the friendliest homeless man today.

"spare any change?" he asked.

"sorry mate" I replied as I was trying to get past him.

"well I hope you sleep well tonight knowing I'm out here on...
Forum: Idle Banter 23-02-12, 08:20 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding out you've been burgled is pretty bad.
Forum: Idle Banter 22-02-12, 10:52 AM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Got a tattoo of a digital watch on my wrist.

I regretted it literally one minute later.
Forum: Idle Banter 21-02-12, 04:34 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

that's some funny shiit
Forum: Idle Banter 15-02-12, 12:06 AM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

They say Abu Qatada has to be released because he hasn't broken any rules in England.

Oh yeah? What about the rule that says you have to have a 'u' after 'q'?
Forum: Idle Banter 15-02-12, 12:00 AM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Jimmy savilles cigar won't be either..
Forum: Idle Banter 09-02-12, 09:19 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
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Why did the Asian guy cross the road? To get to the other saeed!

And just for those touchy politically correct types, what do you call a man with a car on his head. Jack!
Forum: Idle Banter 09-02-12, 08:35 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Just finished with the girlfriend.
"You'll never find anyone like me again!" she screamed.

I stood there with a smile on my face & a shovel in my hand and said "neither will anyone else"
Forum: Idle Banter 09-02-12, 12:14 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

You still upset about that rick rolling incident pete?
Forum: Idle Banter 09-02-12, 12:11 PM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I'm still epic.
Forum: Idle Banter 09-02-12, 11:23 AM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
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I saw Fabio Capello at the airport. I shouted out, "Arri ...."

"Arrivederci?" said Capello helpfully.

"No mate. 'Arry Redknapp is going to take your job. So sod off you greasy Italian mong!"
Forum: Idle Banter 09-02-12, 10:53 AM
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Posted By Paul the 6th
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Fabio Capello resigns to concentrate fully on his commitments as one of the Dolmio puppets.
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