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Forum: Idle Banter 16-10-14, 11:01 PM |
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I bought my Girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. You should have seen her face light up when she opened it... |
Forum: Idle Banter 20-09-14, 08:45 PM |
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In light of recent events I'll recycle an old favourite: What's the difference between an onion and a set of bagpipes? No one cry's when you cut up the bagpipes. |
Forum: Idle Banter 02-07-14, 09:58 PM |
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Who is this Rorschach fellow? And why does he have so many pictures of my parents arguing? |
Forum: Idle Banter 28-05-14, 10:45 PM |
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Forum: Idle Banter 26-01-14, 10:45 PM |
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Shortly after uttering the words "Hold my beer and watch this", there stood before me a tall, ghostly, mysterious figure wearing a black cloak and carrying a scythe. "Are you Death?", I ask. ... |
Forum: Idle Banter 14-12-13, 11:57 PM |
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I used to DJ the Summer Solstice at Stonehenge. But I no longer move in those circles. |
Forum: Idle Banter 11-11-13, 12:28 AM |
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Somebody has stolen my copy of Microsoft Office right off of my computer. If the thief is reading this: I will hunt you down and bring you to justice. You have my Word. |
Forum: Idle Banter 06-08-13, 10:27 PM |
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I have a fear of speed bumps. But I'm slowly getting over it. |
Forum: Idle Banter 02-06-13, 02:36 PM |
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It's "Jamaican Hairstyle Day" at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it... |
Forum: Idle Banter 21-11-12, 11:18 PM |
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Just been watching some of that womens golf. Their driving was awful, but boy could they use an iron. |
Forum: Idle Banter 15-10-12, 09:30 PM |
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Just remember... Plagiarism: Getting in trouble for something you haven't done. |
Forum: Idle Banter 30-09-12, 12:16 PM |
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Teachers eh? One day you're taking the register, next day you're on one... |
Forum: Idle Banter 15-09-12, 09:28 PM |
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Two parrots on a perch. One says to the other, "Can you smell fish?". |
Forum: Idle Banter 09-09-12, 10:58 PM |
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Forum: Idle Banter 09-09-12, 10:40 PM |
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Archaeologists excavating a Pyramid in Egypt have found a Mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the earliest example of a Pharaoh Roche. |
Forum: Idle Banter 02-09-12, 11:05 PM |
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Forum: Idle Banter 18-08-12, 08:03 PM |
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Good news! The Olympic Legacy has already started to kick in. I caught the first 5 minutes of The Jeremy Kyle Show this morning, and literally everybody on there were wearing tracksuits. |
Forum: Idle Banter 07-08-12, 09:32 PM |
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes
I was down Weymouth yesterday to watch some of that Olympic sailing. Was quite good. I saw the Brits take Gold. The Dutch take Silver. And the Somalis take a middle aged couple from... |
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