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Forum: Idle Banter 07-05-19, 07:22 AM
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Posted By Heorot
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A47 just outside Norwich early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Pathologist examined the...
Forum: Idle Banter 17-02-19, 05:39 PM
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Posted By Heorot
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Took me a moment to get that last one.
Forum: Idle Banter 23-04-18, 02:04 PM
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Posted By Heorot
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Senior Trying To Reset A Password

WINDOWS: Please enter your new password.
USER: cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry, the password must be more than 8 characters.
USER: boiled cabbage

WINDOWS: Sorry,...
Forum: Idle Banter 12-10-17, 01:05 PM
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Posted By Heorot
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop where two Englishmen are waiting.
"Entschuldigung, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says.
The two Englishmen just stare at him....
Forum: Idle Banter 15-11-16, 04:11 PM
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Posted By Heorot
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Joke corrected:

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, 'I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors...
Forum: Idle Banter 25-10-14, 01:53 PM
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Posted By Heorot
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, because he holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him
Forum: Idle Banter 16-10-14, 08:59 PM
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Posted By Heorot
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

The sad thing is, it's not a joke. If, as an Englishman, you have lived and worked in Scotland, as I have, you would know that there's more than a little truth in that last bit.
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