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Forum: Idle Banter 17-02-19, 04:54 AM |
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i knew it was going to be a bad day. I rear ended a car this morning... The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!" So I said,... |
Forum: Idle Banter 29-10-18, 03:58 AM |
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Police came round today and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. Ha! My dogs don't even ride bikes. |
Forum: Idle Banter 21-10-18, 04:15 PM |
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The mother in law will be going to the Halloween party as an evil witch. No word on what costume she's wearing. |
Forum: Idle Banter 22-09-18, 10:31 PM |
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I named my two dogs Timex and Rolex. Now they are watch dogs. |
Forum: Idle Banter 09-06-18, 10:51 AM |
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Question: What is Rockin' like a G6? Answer: Canada, this weekend! |
Forum: Idle Banter 31-12-17, 05:04 AM |
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I lost my watch at a Christmas party. About an hour later I saw some guy standing on it while he was sexually harassing a woman. So I went over and punched him in the face breaking his nose. No... |
Forum: Idle Banter 12-09-17, 02:04 AM |
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Rumor has it, the real reason Trump hates Mexicans is because he never received any credit for helping write the lyrics to this Cheech Martin song. (lyrics on screen) cQq1G6Jnr2c |
Forum: Idle Banter 09-09-17, 05:26 AM |
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Not a joke but a definitely a good laugh. http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/41201494/people-like-ryon-are-going-to-shoot-at-hurricane-irma And now you know how Trump got elected. |
Forum: Idle Banter 19-07-17, 09:45 PM |
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If Johnny Cash had been born in Britain.... (Or 'the Who' had been born in Arkansas) https://youtu.be/6bfPwtUTP4k |
Forum: Idle Banter 02-06-17, 03:53 AM |
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Before the US Presidential Election last November I fully expected the next 'Leader of the Free World' to be a woman... And I was right!!!! ... |
Forum: Idle Banter 26-03-17, 09:17 PM |
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Enjoying music is like eating candy. The first you need to do is throw away the rapper. |
Forum: Idle Banter 14-10-16, 10:28 PM |
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Forum: Idle Banter 12-04-16, 09:42 PM |
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I used to date a girl name Alice. And she lived on a farm. (really) I always wondered what became of her. I'm just trying to figure out how you know... |
Forum: Idle Banter 07-03-16, 11:04 AM |
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He'd get my vote. http://i1055.photobucket.com/albums/s507/thebanannaman/JC_zps209rr4ne.jpg |
Forum: Idle Banter 15-02-16, 04:44 AM |
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Michael McIntyre on American English. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wSw3IWRJa0 |
Forum: Idle Banter 15-08-15, 05:51 AM |
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Energizer Bunny Arrested: Charged With Battery No matter how much you push the envelope, It'll still be stationery Whoever invented 'knock-knock' jokes should get a no-bell prize. |
Forum: Idle Banter 28-06-15, 06:37 AM |
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Forum: Idle Banter 10-05-15, 04:15 AM |
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Forum: Idle Banter 30-04-15, 10:27 PM |
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Was sitting in the shade on a hot day, sipping a cool drink while watching my girlfriend mow the lawn when the lady next door peered over the fence and yelled "You ought to be hung!" So I yelled... |
Forum: Idle Banter 26-04-15, 04:30 AM |
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Out in space two alien forms are speaking with each other. The first spaceman says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based weapons." The second alien, who... |
Forum: Idle Banter 18-04-15, 05:46 PM |
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Yes,that happens to me all the time. Feel free to use any of my jokes whenever you need to. :---) |
Forum: Idle Banter 18-04-15, 03:02 AM |
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:rolleyes: Would you care for some cheese to go with that whine? Did you know women like a man with a good sense of humor? Oh wait, you're single aren't you? |
Forum: Idle Banter 17-04-15, 12:49 AM |
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If prisoners took pictures of themselves Would they be called cellphies ??? |
Forum: Idle Banter 17-04-15, 12:17 AM |
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Forum: Idle Banter 06-04-15, 02:35 PM |
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Sounds like a good reason to give up mowing in the summer. |
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