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Forum: Idle Banter 24-08-12, 08:23 AM
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Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Older Women -- I'll confess, I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she...
Forum: Idle Banter 19-07-12, 12:10 PM
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Posted By mister c
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Steven Hawking came back from his first date in 10 years.
His Glasses were smashed, he had a broken wrist, twisted ankle and grazed knees.
Apparently she stood him up.
Forum: Idle Banter 26-01-12, 03:44 PM
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Posted By mister c
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning,
can you believe that... 2:30am?!





Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes. !
Forum: Idle Banter 26-01-12, 03:41 PM
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Posted By mister c
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Another robbed off Facebook.

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup.
So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome!...
Forum: Idle Banter 11-01-12, 03:30 PM
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Posted By mister c
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Stolen off Facebook.

"Welcome to Celebrity Ready Steady Cook. So Anthony, you had £5 to spend...what's in your bag?"

'Organic chicken, langoustines, rice, stock, wine, scallops, onions, ...
Forum: Idle Banter 11-01-12, 07:06 AM
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Posted By mister c
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was tucked under Anthony Worral Thompson's jacket
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