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30-10-20, 10:11 AM
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Who's into building specials ?
https://youtu.be/6KBSCNeMUrk
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Let this be a warning - not much comedy!
In the great days of the British Empire, a new commanding
officer was sent to a South African bush outpost to relieve
the retiring colonel. After...
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24-09-20, 04:37 PM
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IDIOT SIGHTING No7
When my husband and I arrived at our local Ford dealer to pick up our car,
we were told the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
We went to the Service Department...
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24-09-20, 04:35 PM
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IDIOT SIGHTING No 6
The traffic light on the corner buzzes when the lights turn red and it is safe to cross the road.
I was crossing with an intellectually challenged friend of mine.
She...
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24-09-20, 04:34 PM
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Beware - there's more
IDIOT SIGHTING No 5
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when an airport employee asked:
'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?' ...
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23-09-20, 09:12 PM
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No - don't have an up & over door either !
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23-09-20, 04:40 PM
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IDIOT SIGHTING No 4
My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried Chicken and ordered a Taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had...
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23-09-20, 04:38 PM
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IDIOT SIGHTING No 3
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the Highways Department to request the removal of the 'DEER CROSSING' sign from our road.
The reason: 'Too...
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IDIOT SIGHTING No 2
We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us
that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought...
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'The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the most of everything they have.....
They Walk Among Us - BE VERY WARY
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19-06-20, 02:03 PM
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Cheap ( & dirty ) weekend with next door's au pair ?
No food required.
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29-05-20, 11:29 AM
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Subject: The Meaning of Aplomb!
His Lordship was in the study when the butler approached and coughed discreetly.
"May I ask you a question, My Lord?"
"Go ahead, Carson ," said His...
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05-02-20, 09:20 AM
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Yet another 'not funny' one:
I used to think I was just a regular guy, but . . .
I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral...
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No ff'in Comedy in this one !
Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25...
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31-10-19, 01:59 PM
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No joke really !
" Subject: Philosophy
The Great Lao- Zhu said
"It is only when you see a
mosquito landing on your
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The President of the United States knew:
" So funny to see little Adam Schitt (D-CA) talking about the fact that Acting Attorney General Matt Whitaker was not approved by the Senate "
Bless him
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27-10-18, 02:37 PM
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To cheer you all up this dismal day :
Airport Full Body Scan Status Report
Finally, some useful facts are coming out about all of those airport full body scans!
FULL BODY SCANS AT...
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07-08-18, 12:47 PM
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Don't try this on your SV !
I went to the liquor store Monday afternoon on my bicycle, bought a bottle of Johnny Walker and put it in the bicycle basket.
As I was about to leave, I thought to...
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19-07-18, 09:06 AM
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The Logical Scientist
Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar.
The two builders...
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Passwords
Me: I was doing an overnight at a hotel away from home. I took my computer down to the bar to do some data entries. I sat down at the bar and I asked the bartender,
...
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03-07-18, 12:58 PM
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Hardly Comedy, but . .
The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply.
So, they brought the cow over from...
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28-06-18, 09:18 AM
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Residents near the bus and coach workshop in Berlin were kept awake into the early hours last night because of loud hammering and banging coming from the workshop. One resident went to the workshop...
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24-03-18, 05:45 PM
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During my check-up I asked the Doctor,
"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?”
He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."
I said, "I don't go in for any...
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07-02-18, 11:37 AM
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A salesman drove into a small town where a circus was in progress.
A sign read: 'Don't miss Bruce The Amazing Scotsman'.
The salesman bought a ticket and sat down.
There, on centre stage, was a...
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26-01-18, 10:10 AM
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Ireland Declares War On France.
The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.
'Hallo, Mr. Macron!' a heavily accented voice said. 'This is Paddy down at the Harp Pub...
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