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Forum: Idle Banter 19-08-14, 07:31 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Patient:"How long have I got, Doctor?". Doctor:"Ten.". Patient:"Ten what?". Doctor:"Nine.".

Forum: Idle Banter 18-03-14, 09:54 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes What do you call the period of time between eating a piece of chicken and realising you don't like Peri Peri sauce? A Nando second.

Forum: Idle Banter 18-12-13, 10:48 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas? Twerky.

Forum: Idle Banter 16-11-13, 04:39 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes I'm reminded of this joke eachtime i see the latest John Lewis Advert http://images.dailyexpress.co.uk/img/dynamic/1/590x/bear.gif-442085.jpg

Forum: Idle Banter 06-11-13, 11:18 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes A bloke walks into a pet shop and asks if he can buy a canary. The proprietor replies “ I’m sorry, we’ve sold out. You wont find a canary in town. I do have a parakeet, though.” The Bloke insists he...

Forum: Idle Banter 24-07-13, 01:47 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Roman Numerals: What are they good IV?

Forum: Idle Banter 14-03-13, 12:07 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes With Pope Benedict still alive and now Pope Francis, maybee they should start a Franchise and call it..... Frankie & Benny's

Forum: Idle Banter 15-02-13, 12:30 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Roses are Red Violets are Glorious Don't try and Surprise Oscar Pistorious

Forum: Idle Banter 15-02-13, 12:28 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS. HARRY REDKNAP HAS BEEN SACKED!! A spokesman from QPR said "We had to move fast when Pope Benedict became available as we are in need of a flaming miracle!"

Forum: Idle Banter 16-08-12, 07:05 AM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Just a quick reminder.... Those of you who stole electric goods in last year's rioting, Your 1 year warranty runs out soon!

Forum: Idle Banter 04-06-12, 03:52 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Murphy asked Paddy 'What ringtone have you got?'. Paddy answers 'I've never realy looked, but probably light brown !'.

Forum: Idle Banter 24-05-12, 11:11 AM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Walked past the fridge earlier and heard a voice saying 'Robin Gibb is dead'..... It was chives talking.

Forum: Idle Banter 08-03-12, 09:01 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes What's the difference between a Magician's Wand and a Police Batton? A Magicians Wand is for Cunning Stunts. What's the diference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A Pickpocket...

Forum: Idle Banter 07-03-12, 08:14 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes What's the diference between a goldfish and a mountain goat? One Mucks about in the Fountains, and the other.....

Forum: Idle Banter 31-01-12, 10:30 PM

Replies: 1,377 Sticky: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes Views: 571,568 Posted By Shawthing Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes My Sat Nav's broken as there's:- No line on the horizon. and it takes 'One':- Mysterious Ways.

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