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Forum: Idle Banter 23-11-12, 11:42 PM
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Posted By gruntygiggles
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror...remembering the time with Bill Clinton.

Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.
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Forum: Idle Banter 04-10-12, 10:23 AM
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Posted By gruntygiggles
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Back to the jokes...

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse's trainer meets him before the race and says,
"All you have to remember with this horse is...
Forum: Idle Banter 03-10-12, 09:18 PM
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Posted By gruntygiggles
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Daddy job, people are just vocalising that they didn't like it that's all. I think it is because this is still a search that is ongoing for a 5 year old girl.

Just because I don't like the joke...
Forum: Idle Banter 03-10-12, 08:44 PM
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Posted By gruntygiggles
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I didn't report, I just didn't like it. I don't want to add anyone to my ignore list, I can move on from things immediately. I don't however think there is anything wrong in vocalising a general...
Forum: Idle Banter 03-10-12, 08:16 PM
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Posted By gruntygiggles
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

It is most of the time. I am not normally bothered by jokes like that, but sometimes the line is crossed and I believe it has been here. Her family are going through hell, that is no laughing matter....
Forum: Idle Banter 16-09-12, 08:24 PM
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Posted By gruntygiggles
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Don't make fun of a big man with a lisp. He's probably thick and tired of it!
Forum: Idle Banter 27-07-12, 10:03 PM
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Posted By gruntygiggles
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I cannot convey Quite how disappointed I am the Congo were not in single file during the ceremony!!!
Forum: Idle Banter 08-05-12, 08:01 PM
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Posted By gruntygiggles
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
____________________________________
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told...
Forum: Idle Banter 20-03-12, 07:54 PM
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Posted By gruntygiggles
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I saw these two blind guys about to fight and I shouted, "My money's on the one with the knife." You should have seen how fast they both ran off.
Forum: Idle Banter 07-03-12, 07:01 PM
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Posted By gruntygiggles
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Must pinch this one :-)
Forum: Idle Banter 08-02-12, 12:56 PM
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Posted By gruntygiggles
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift...
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