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Forum: Idle Banter 07-11-20, 09:38 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Bye den!
Forum: Idle Banter 24-09-20, 11:53 AM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Does she think you're google?


I had someone ask me how I make their background image on Zoom centred....she sent a screenshot, it was centred she just needed to shift her **** over to be centred...
Forum: Idle Banter 24-08-19, 12:46 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

That raised much mirth
Forum: Idle Banter 26-01-14, 09:57 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

What's the difference between red and green?

**** all apparently if you're a cyclist.
Forum: Idle Banter 17-01-14, 11:08 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Is the definition of a onesie ...

... a selfie taken by a member of the Royal Family?
Forum: Idle Banter 17-01-14, 08:01 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=8ac_1386933994

Yawkshire commentary

(not safe for work, totally legitimate and aired but there may be the odd yorkshire-ism)
Forum: Idle Banter 10-01-14, 06:14 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

nananananananananananananananananana Dazzla!
Forum: Idle Banter 15-12-13, 11:22 AM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Like the time I woke up in a hospital bed and the nurse said "You may not feel anything from the waist down", so I grabbed a handful of her boobs
Forum: Idle Banter 27-04-13, 08:55 AM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Nice find Andy, brutally accurate.

;)
Forum: Idle Banter 09-03-13, 10:30 AM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

MtN1YnoL46Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q
Forum: Idle Banter 12-02-13, 05:23 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

...sigh :(




....tosser
Forum: Idle Banter 20-01-13, 06:55 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

To eat or not to eat a Tesco Burger... That is the Equestrian




*Hopefully not been pipped to the post with that one.
Forum: Idle Banter 17-01-13, 10:52 AM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

What's everyone's beef with horse burgers?

although they are harder to cook, had an absolute mare!
Forum: Idle Banter 09-07-12, 04:16 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I think it's andrewsmith off the forum....
Forum: Idle Banter 08-07-12, 12:59 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Haaaa!
Forum: Idle Banter 23-06-12, 01:58 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

heh, I only JUST got that.
Forum: Idle Banter 20-06-12, 09:04 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

:D
Forum: Idle Banter 19-06-12, 07:50 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Great alternative to PVC...although you can;t sneak up on anyone.
Forum: Idle Banter 19-06-12, 07:47 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Yes please, tell him to pop them in a box and don't skimp on the bubble wrap!
Now to get to a western union 8)


...presumably so-called because they unite dodgy Nigerian's with Westerner's cash.
Forum: Idle Banter 19-06-12, 07:43 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

It's trying to point us at your yahoo inbox unfortunately puny!




p.s - when that man in nigeria gives you all that money I want halfsies
Forum: Idle Banter 02-06-12, 06:56 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

AND



What's the difference between twenty children's corpses and a ferrari?



I don't have a ferrari in my garage...
Forum: Idle Banter 26-03-12, 10:12 AM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

FAttyboomboomletmehearyousaywhale!
Very rarely do they catch on and happily sing back.
Forum: Idle Banter 26-03-12, 09:41 AM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Rapevictimsayswhat
Forum: Idle Banter 25-03-12, 09:22 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

A variant of my fave chat up line :)
Forum: Idle Banter 15-03-12, 10:04 PM
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Posted By Dave20046
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I spotted it on a shefffield local page then it went somewhere else then metal head shared it, just went mad

had hoped it was a local store that'd goofed :(
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