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Forum: Idle Banter 11-09-21, 03:23 PM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Dad Jokes...
these are really bad...




How can you tell it's a dogwood tree? From the bark.

How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!
Forum: Idle Banter 23-11-15, 02:39 AM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Year 11 biology teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?"
Nobody raises a hand, so she calls on the...
Forum: Idle Banter 13-06-15, 08:06 PM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I went round my mates farm the other day, and I found Dave in his barn dancing naked around his John Deere. "What the **** are you doing?" .
Dave stops dancing & says, "My wife has been ignoring me...
Forum: Idle Banter 02-06-15, 08:30 PM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Somewhere in Ireland a teacher asks her class:
"Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood's girlfriend? "
Young Paddy raises his hand and says "Trudy Glenn” Miss.
"No Paddy ," says the teacher....
Forum: Idle Banter 19-05-15, 06:43 AM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

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Forum: Idle Banter 22-12-14, 12:54 PM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I've just been diagnosed with Sausagephobia.
I fear the Wurst
Forum: Idle Banter 16-02-14, 06:08 PM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

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Forum: Idle Banter 07-11-13, 12:29 PM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

catchy Tune... Must be Welsh :) lol

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Forum: Idle Banter 31-10-13, 12:46 AM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Horrific Ghost in Grave yard caught on Camera =0/

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Forum: Idle Banter 06-07-13, 12:34 AM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport.
"Nationality?" asks the immigration officer.
"German," she replies.
"Occupation?"

"No, just here for a few days."
Forum: Idle Banter 23-04-13, 08:06 PM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

I just switched my phone on to "airplane mode" and threw it across the room.
Worst transformer ever!
Forum: Idle Banter 25-03-13, 03:12 PM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

When my local train station went up in flames I got interviewed by the local news.
"What did you see? Were people panicking and running for their lives?" I was asked.
I said "No, there was more of...
Forum: Idle Banter 26-02-13, 04:09 PM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Don't forget comic relief this year, just 5 pounds can help a disabled African tell the difference between his girlfriend and an intruder!
Forum: Idle Banter 12-01-13, 12:51 AM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

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Forum: Idle Banter 07-03-12, 04:11 PM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

While riding one day, a biker met a Farmer riding a horse with a dog and a sheep alongside.
The biker began a conversation . . . .
• Biker: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
•...
Forum: Idle Banter 24-02-12, 03:13 PM
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Posted By Richie
Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Large Breasted Hot Biker Chick does some funny stuff ( . Y . ) lol

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