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Forum: Guildford Massive 20-07-15, 01:57 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

Right then. Time to get some life back in the .ORG. Job's done a blinding effort for the chosen few with the AR. Time for some others to just stick their hand up and arrange a weekend half day...
Forum: Guildford Massive 10-07-15, 08:49 AM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

He may be allowed to admit shortly but for now he's out buying scented candles and cushion covers.
Forum: Guildford Massive 06-07-15, 09:48 AM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

He's alive and well and becoming progressively more compliant with wideboy's demands.
Forum: Guildford Massive 04-08-14, 03:57 AM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

If I rode your bike, you were groomed. I spread my scent on your bike and let the pheromones do their business.
Forum: Guildford Massive 03-08-14, 02:41 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

He had a play on my bike today so will be out of the way making brum brum noises to himself for a while so should be harmless for a few days.
Forum: Guildford Massive 03-07-14, 05:24 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

Before or after he rode past?
Forum: Guildford Massive 13-06-13, 10:25 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

Tried a Tuono a while back. Felt a bit like I was sat "on it" rather than "in it"

All a bit remote
Forum: Guildford Massive 13-06-13, 09:58 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

Buggered if I know. Hence I've had this one for the last 6 years.

As has been said before it's not actually good at anything but is a laugh
Forum: Guildford Massive 13-06-13, 09:30 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Forum: Guildford Massive 13-06-13, 08:37 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

I was thinking of de-agriculturising myself.
Forum: Guildford Massive 13-06-13, 03:13 PM
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Views: 271,575
Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

So Mr.Tib. you have without doubt, got the prettiest bike in the GM. If I were looking to replace my characterful if somewhat agricultural beast, what would you suggest I replace it with with a...
Forum: Guildford Massive 11-03-13, 04:03 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

It's too damn cold to anything bike related at the moment.
Forum: Guildford Massive 13-11-12, 07:05 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

I think I may need a new battery on the mighty Epicuro. Deep cycling it got me two more months but it's not taking a charge again. Luckily Busters are doing one for £25 at the moment so could get...
Forum: Guildford Massive 26-10-12, 12:31 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

Rather than risk derailing your "my car's sad" thread to which I've hopefully already provided the correct answer :)

Just stick a long bendy stick with a rag on it up the exhaust. Keep pushing...
Forum: Guildford Massive 26-10-12, 10:44 AM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

Yo, banana boy
Poor Dan is in a droop

Dammit, I'm mad
Forum: Guildford Massive 26-10-12, 09:36 AM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

Mr Owl ate my metal worm ?
Forum: Guildford Massive 20-10-12, 05:13 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

A fine addition to the GM tool library :)
Forum: Guildford Massive 27-09-12, 05:51 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

Potential new recruit so be nice.
Keep your eyes open for a new recruit to the Empire. Lisa (yes, a girl) has been directed to our little corner of the internet so will hopefully say hi soon. Be...
Forum: Guildford Massive 27-09-12, 05:21 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

If my Saturday evening plan comes together I should be taking the new Kayak out on the water :)
Forum: Guildford Massive 27-09-12, 04:47 PM
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Views: 271,575
Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

Advisory 1:- Ride it from time to time
Advisory 2:- consider toning the wheels down a bit

Looking forward to seeing you out and about before the grit gets laid.
Forum: Guildford Massive 24-09-12, 09:50 PM
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Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

Check out this old thread (http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=170933) I believe this could have been the very start of the big-bang. even predates the Bordtea/Tomor posting....
Forum: Guildford Massive 22-09-12, 06:20 AM
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Views: 271,575
Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

It's riddled with it!

Just take it to a nice field and shoot it. Maybe condemn his bike too!
Forum: Guildford Massive 21-09-12, 09:09 PM
Replies: 582
Views: 271,575
Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

It'll be the bits falling off the frame internals wedging into the gearbox inners. Chances are either your frame will snap next time you go over 65mph or your gearbox will seize first and the...
Forum: Guildford Massive 20-09-12, 09:34 PM
Replies: 582
Views: 271,575
Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

Has the internet broken? No GM posts for almost 6 mins! Maybe Mrs.TA's turned up in her lacy skimpies.
Forum: Guildford Massive 18-09-12, 08:16 PM
Replies: 582
Views: 271,575
Posted By Mark_h
Re: GM chit chat thread

Looking for 1000 engineers internally so when that fails I'm sure we'll look externally. Traditionally Signals are well received. Check out Qinetiq too I'm sure they be looking for spooky techies.
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