Originally Posted by seedy100

Been on holiday for the wettest 2 weeks of the year (or so it seems)

Last day of my holiday

The sun was out this morning so - go for a ride

But theres some shopping to be done first

So ride over to BSE (local town) and meet wife and daughter there

Spend loads of money

Wife and daugher go home in car

Set off for ride on bike

Bike wont start

Battery seems Flat

Never mind - bump it down the hill

But it still wont start

Call the AA

They arrive in 15 mins

Bike starts immediatly from a jump

The battery charges

Run it fo 5 mins

Turn the engine off

Watch it discharge before my eyes

Diagnosis - Dead battery

Jump start it again

Off to the nearest dealers (Bowers) to buy a new battery

Pull up outside

DROP THE BIKE

Pick it up

Go buy battery - £56.00

Wait 3 Hrs for battery to be charged and fitted

Go home

Find out that the 159 mph cop has been found guilty of dangerous driving :P

But has been given an absolute discharge WTF!