Dubya and the jigsaw puzzle
Dubya is in the Oval Office, playing nicely.
Then Auntie Condie comes in and she can see he has been crying; as she approaches his crying becomes more and more intense so she gently places an arm around his shoulders, wracked by mansize sobs, and asks him the problem.
Well, Condie, he sobs, I juss carnt seem to workiferate this here jiggysaw puzzle and its driving me crazy...
Oh, says Condie, is it a really tough picture....?
Well, moans George, it's a big ole rooster juss liken the ones on my Daddy's ranch back home, but, I still carnt seem to organiserise, er, organismerise, er, get the dammm pieces right
Condie leans over to take a look, then gently sighs....
Okay George now put the f***kin cornflakes back in the box.
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