Islandboy

I was in an accident in my car a few years back.... After dragging the claim on and on and on the insurance called me and the conversation went...

INS "there was a problem regarding the theft of the car".
ME "It wasnt stollen...."
INS "Well why are you claiming total loss?"
ME "Cus YOU wrote it off...."
INS "Oh"

The conversation then got complicated when i tried to explain that there is no such thing as an MOT on the Island.....