[Spiderman]

so there i was last night with a couple of friends, having to carry my new mountain bike home cos i'd been mugged by some big boys who took my money and keys (including lock keys) when this scary looking bloke on a big scary sounding motorbike pulls up and and starts on us. For no reason like.
God knows what he was saying as all we could make out was a muffled mumble coming from his crash helmet but i could have sworn he said he was gonna take my bike off me. So we did the sensible thing and just walked away from him.
I notice him pull out his mobie phone and think "bugger he's calling his mates to beat us up, ive been mugged already once tonight...dont need that again" so we leg it. My mates are way ahead cos i'm carry a big heavy bike so i think "i know, he'll never get it out that river" so i chuck it in thinking if i cant have it neither can he.
And run home to my mummy...crying.