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Old 19-01-08, 08:04 PM   #17
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Default Re: Motorbikes versus Women.

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Originally Posted by Speedy Claire View Post
I`d add to that list
  • cook
  • clean windows
  • clean a cooker
  • wipe down the work tops after washing the dishes
  • sit watching tv without having to "own" the remote
  • clean the glass screen round the shower
  • clean the toilet
  • have a wee without wetting everywhere
  • decorate
  • read a map
  • admit when they`re wrong
  • leave lipstick marks round the top of a glass
  • sleep without snoring
  • get off with speeding tickets by fluttering eyelashes and being nice
  • find something thats not in front of their nose
  • don`t sit their with their hand on their crotch
  • change the toilet roll
probs loads more but i`m busy putting lipstick round my wine glass and can`t think!!
Women reading maps!!!

Do me a favour guv-nor!!!
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