Re: Nearly lost the bike on a greasy roundabout....
My dear deity of choice, it sounds like you lot have a real downer on your common or garden English slapper. How else are our sons meant to find out the intimate ways of women without them? Every teenage lad needs to explore and refine his lovemaking skills so he won't be a let down for a nice girl when he meets one.
Bring on the slappers I say, make them available to all teenage boys on the National Health Service.
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