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Originally Posted by Sid Squid
1. Go to kitchen.
2. Find cork.
3. Push cork in hole.
4. Consider whether cork good enough fit.
4.1 If yes then go to 5.
4.2 If no then Gaffa tape over cork.
5. Be pleased at your resourcefulness.
6. Ride bike to work.
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I had already thought of that. Damn it for not being a wine drinker. I think I shall have to go door to door asking if they drink wine.
