Beer Consuption survey
IMPORTANT STUDY REVEALS:
A respected endocrinologist suggests that men should have a think about their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of synthetic estrogen in beer. The suspicion is that consumption of beer turns men into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that all of the men:
Gained weight
Talked excessively without making sense
Became overly emotional
Couldn't drive
Failed to think rationally,
Argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned
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