I was doing 120mph+, knee down racing a Ferrari when a 4x4 T- boned me.
Fortunately I saw him a split second before impact, and was able to lay the bike down (see recent thread

) so causing minimal damage to yours truly
Well, um, truth be a bit duller

......left the bike at the fuel pumps, cashier looked out the window at a reversing 4x4....
Cashier said: "I hope he's seen that bike"
Me: "Huh?"
4x4: "crunch"
Picked the bike up - rear of tank badly squashed (fell against a post) - apart from that "Only" the usual levers out of square and various scratches.
Swapped insurance details and as the pumps were next to the dealer bike purchased from (new - 2 months ago

) got it booked in for an insurance quote next week.
Although not happy, I really was not that upset - more annoyed cos' the fooker never reversed over it for a full write off.