Well seeing as I found this stuck on my bike the other day in the car park at work . . .
It's a bit crumpled as I screwed it up to throw it away, but then thought I might just show it to a few people for a laugh
Dear Suzuki Bandit Rider,
I'm sorry to see that your bike has somehow fallen onto its side, and burst into flames. This is not helpful to other bikes wanting to park here, etc.
Thank You, SV1000 rider
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