[timwilky]

I got man flu

My head hurts, my eyes hurt. my nose don't work, my throat tickles and makes me cough. My bones ache. I lack energy.

Please call an undertaker as I feel it is too late for a doctor to do anything.

To cap it all. I have just been to the dentist as yet another crown has come out. He thinks I am going to loose one of my front pearlies and the one that held the missing crown.

I won't even be able to smile in my coffin