Gene genie

on the back of bluesv650s thread i thought this might be quite entertaining.
okay i'll start, out with a pal one night in oldham many years ago and he got chatting to a couple of ex-cons from prisoner cell block H.
these were rough, plaster on the glasses of one, scar on the other, broken arm in plaster with expletives written on it.
my mate dumped the pair on me and did a runner. once the ladies discovered that my dear friend has had it away on his toes they were both clinging on to me and telling me what they were both going to do to me.
well i was very quiet and shy at the time so i convinced them to let go while i went to the toilet, one went on sentry duty at the front door. went in gents, aha, open window. climbed out and did one. never returned to oldham for many months.