What a story! I'll admit, a few bits made me chuckle. I'm glad you havn't got anything broken...how are yu finding breathing now though?
Wideboy and Girth...they are always together, even in other people's dreams
inseperable...i think they should be done with it and get married
GWS....then we'll all rent scooters and go ASBO'ing our way around london
AR10?