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Originally Posted by missyorkie_chris
In the event of a lowside you should spread out your arms and legs as much as possible. - In the event of a highside you should "dive" off the bike and then try and spread arms and legs out.
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hmmmm let me just slow time down enough to remember to do this
except it kinda goes
oo cack...oo feck me head..sh!t thats a new helmet. Get up quick out of road, and run towards bike upside down, next to a wall facing you...and shout nnoooooooooo in slow motion. Turn it off, and try picking it up
, realise your in shock and sit on the floor and sulk
, til someone nice runs over and picks it up! Inspect damage and curse for the next 12 hrs about how expensive your fairing is.
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Originally Posted by Jester666
& 7. Try to get out of your leathers before the 'nice' ambulance man insists on cutting them off!! Grrr!
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Ahh now Im Indoors tried this, then collapsed only to wake up x amount of days later and be told he nearly lost his leg in surgery
cause it was smashed to pieces.
on another note spreading your arms and legs whilst diving (read thrown) off a pillion seat in the fast lane of the m62 would really work, maybe you could sprout a cape and fly over to the hard shoulder thus ommitting the brown trouser moment when you realise your head is going to get squashed by the next car,as its laying on the lane markings!