Magnum

Just left work and when i walked past the carpark i heard a crash and a scrape. Look over to see a black renault clio (maybe a corsa, cannot be sure) had reversed along side the back of a vauhaull zafira.
There was a lot of damage to the clio, and less damage to the vauxhall, but still in need of replacing the rear light, bumper, part of the boot.
The driver of the clio got out her car, picked up a peice of her side panel and went back into the car to get a pen and paper.
I thought to myself, im not going to let her get away with this, if she doesnt write a note then im going to stop her. She appears to write the note and gets back into her car and drives off in a strop. I make a mental note of the registration plate of her car just incase.

I go over to inspect the car and pick up the note she left under the windscreen wipers. It was a BLANK peice of paper. She left paper there so it looked like she was writing a note because she knew i was looking at her.

Ironically i used her peice of paper to write my own name and phone number saying to ring me regarding the damage. Im still waiting for a phonecall, but i am prepared to give a full witness statement should this go any further.

The registration of the clio/corsa is SP55 OGX for anyone that wants to pull a scam on the fat b'tches car. It sickens me how selfish some people are. If i was stupid enough to do that to someones car, i would not hesitate to give my full details.