Friday - The Gas man cometh...to repair the central heating/hot water. Missus out tonight - I'll be looking after the kids which normally involves quaffing red wine and surfing t'internet.
Saturday - kids swimming distance challenge...that's in the morning. Probably shopping or some such in the afternoon.
Sunday - walk the dog, missus goes to Morrisons for work for the last time, I look after the kids and cook Sunday din-dins, which involves quaffing more red wine whilst simultaneously surfing the t'internet, slamming something in the oven and making some fabulous Yorkshire puddings etc. Bit more wine, then kids go to bed whilst I surf a bit more with the obligatory glass of red wine.
It's a hard life.
