In work, just done a phone interview with a customer about an insurance claim that's flagged up because his phone's only 4 days old.
Turns out he's lost it while out on a bike, asked him what he'd got and he said a bandit. Mentioned I had an SV and he said he used to have one, asked if he was on the .org and he was!
He's not logged on in ages, but his username was JP.
As long as everything else checks out on his claim he's getting a new phone. Awesome
Was very amused by this...now you can all carry on as you were!