Just to make you smile

Took delivery of my new bike Tuesday, dealer wheeled it straight into my garage (urgh cant ride it untill next week) 8.45pm, got up next day all excited wheeled out of garage, stroked it gently, admired it from all angles, turned the key pressed the button NON starter re-read the manual tried again and again over a period of 3 hrs, gave up phoned the dealer " DID YOU PULL THE CLUTCH LEVER IN SIR" ?
My excuse OAP with old timers disease