Originally Posted by Milky Bar Kid

There have been several classics at my work in the time I havebeen there.

Best two as follows:

1) Salute the Union Jack across road from station at 1400 hours every Sunday morning ( when i was probationer Cop I did this)

2) Waving the Helimed into the landing area with two table tennis paddles (again,when i was a probationer i did this.)

They got me with the old, This is DI Anderson....when it was actually a civillian CCTV operator...