cuffy

Being in the Cornish pastie shop the other weekend, bloke in front asked for a sausage roll, to which the lass behind the counter said " There's none ready at the moment, they're in the oven"
"How long will they be?" asked the bloke...
Too which i piped up "oh about 6 inches" and proceeded to giggle like a retard.
Bemused looks from all around, i was still chuckling 20 minutes later, you had to be their, sheer comedy genius....well i thought it was anyway!