My dad used to have an ex police alsation when he had the car garages.
One night some pikey tried to be smart by breaking the workshop skylight, and climb down with a rope to nick the tools in the workshop.
He didn't realise there was an ex police nutter dog sitting below the rope as he climbed down. Dad found the thief the next morning with the alsation still firmly attached to his ass. Each time the thief tried to move, the dog bit harder into his rear end
He'd been attached to the dog for 7 hours according to the CCTV camera....
That good doggie got extra treats for that... the thief got 3 years for attempted burglary..
