[Quiff Wichard]

I have told this story before.. but when I was a shopkeeper we had a fire inspection and got chattting about smoke alarms

I admitted I had none in the house.. was the early 90's !

Fireman said dont forget it could be you... and then said if your kids died would you give over £10 to have them back?? that's how much 2 smoke alarms are..

I went B and Q on the way home and bought some.