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Originally Posted by chris8886
what an advert. i need to learn some smooth talking from you stu
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Mate, you need to come out up in Ntown, you've never heard better chat up lines than the ones from one of my good mates lol.
A taster...(He is my manager for my Sunday football team also.)
Him - 'You play football? Really? What position?'
Tasty Blonde who does actually play football - 'Left Mid...'
Him - 'Give us your number I'll call you next week to sign you on'.
Sorry for the derails peeps, my chat up lines are much better...