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CheGuevara · 10-09-10, 01:36 PM

If chatting up a girl in a bar, and she's a bit snotty while shooting you down:

"I may not be the best looking guy in this place, but I'm the only one talking to you."

To embarrass the guy at the urinal next to you:

"Hey that's like a p3nis only smaller!" (Warning: Best used on a mate so he doesn't try and knock you out. Actually checking out the goods is neither required nor recommended.)

Best backhanded compliment after a group ride:

"Wow you were really flying when I passed you!"

10-09-10, 01:36 PM	#6
CheGuevara Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 478	Re: So what's your best Put Down? If chatting up a girl in a bar, and she's a bit snotty while shooting you down: "I may not be the best looking guy in this place, but I'm the only one talking to you." To embarrass the guy at the urinal next to you: "Hey that's like a p3nis only smaller!" (Warning: Best used on a mate so he doesn't try and knock you out. Actually checking out the goods is neither required nor recommended.) Best backhanded compliment after a group ride: "Wow you were really flying when I passed you!" __________________ - K9 SV650S: Hel brake lines, carbon end can - SZR660: The project... - K5 SV650S: K7 GSXR750 front end, ZX6RR shock, GB Moto rearsets, Hel brake lines, Renthal risers, Tuono bars, V-Rod headlamp, "JMV" belly pan ~SOLD~ (wonder where it is now) Last edited by CheGuevara; 10-09-10 at 01:38 PM.