[Spiderman]

Well its not exactly a bike show i know but what the hell some of you freaks must like going to things like this if its free, right?

The joys of being in this industry is we get freebies from time to time.

I have 2 tickets for next weekend and we cant use them cos we are away for the weekend.

Open to Soho-ers cos its easier to give em to you in person but if someone outside Soho is realy keen for them then i'll happily post em to you.

For your chance to win you need to answer this fiendishly difficult mind melter.

That big bright hot object in the sky that come up in the morning and goes down again at night is called.

A. An undiluted mixture of antifreeze
B. Welsh
C. Stapler

Answers on a postcard to the usual address, enclosing £42,000 worth of 1st class stamps please.

These tickets are no ordinary tickets by the way, they are printed on astonishing quality A4 pilfered from work and imprinted with the best inks known to mankind, also pilfered from work as was the electricity the printer used. What more could you possibly want from a freebie???