Re: Easter Break - 4 days off (for most!) whats ya plans kids? Sponsored by Wayne Rooney ****ing what? what? **** off
In no particular order:
Riding my bike, going pillion on a GSXR750, eating ice cream, playing with water bombs, making burgers, getting a vajazzle; hanging out in Saaaarrfend on Sea at the Shakedown, bike service, fake tanning my ultra white legs, making sheep, pig and duck noises, buying the biggest water pistol I can find, drinking rose, taking a machete to a 5' cactus, weighing my pussy (as I think he's getting fat).
(One of these is a lie)
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Tender is the day, The demons go away, Lord I need to find, Someone who can heal my mind...
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