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Originally Posted by Mrs DJ Fridge
Same teacher as above asks class to come up with a sentence using "contagious"
Sally:- I was at granny's and I started laughing, she said my laugh was contagious
Teacher:- well done
Billy:- last year I had the mumps, and the doctor said it was contagious
Teacher:- exellent
Paddy (Irish accent):- I was standing with my dad outside our house, and the neighbour came out with a paint pot and a little paintbrush and started painting his porch. My dad said it would take the contagious
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Our Teacer was getting a little dispirited by now, but she decided to give Paddy one last chance.
Sally:- Thank you Patrick. Could you also give the class an example using the word torture.
Paddy:- Sure I can. Last Friday your man Mick was upstairs with me Ma playing trampolines when my Da's van came up the way. As he ran out the back he said, "I torture said your husband was away the whole day"