Off on a stag do in newcastle this weekend and Saturday was supposed to be spent getting drunk watching horse racing at ripon.
Unfortunately the bloody place seems to be flooded somehow and so despite your reputation as hardy northerners it's been cancelled. I guess you must import your horses or jockeys from us down south.
If anyone's got any suggestions for something that might fill its place, preferably to accompany all day drinking it would be appreciated. We've got transport booked from where were staying in Newcastle to ripon and back but I'm sure it could Be diverted to a similar sort of place.