zunkus

This actually happened a few years back...

A new supermarket opened up and of course my x wanted to go explore. I ended up pushing the trolley while she pilled in the shopping. There was a lot of people there so she told me stay put whilst she went to fetch a packet of cereal. Ten minuts passed and she still wasn't back. Then a bloke bumped into my trolley as he wasn't looking where he's going and told me he lost his wife. I told him diddo and asked him what she looked like in case I saw her passing by. He gave me an explicit description from head to toe and made sure to describe her ample boob size with his hands and the curvy stature she had. Then he asked me how my wife looked. I replied, "feck my wife, lets go find yours!"