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Old 19-01-14, 11:42 AM   #879
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Default Re: The Comedy Club - Think up some new jokes

Corny I know, but:

On a beautiful summer's day, two American tourists were driving through Wales .

At the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysili ogogoch,
they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the blonde waitress,

'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us.

Can you pronounce where we are, very, very, very slowly?'

The girl leaned over and said: -

'Burrr .......gurr .......king'
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