[BanannaMan]

Three women were in the waiting room of a gynaecologist, and each of them was knitting a sweater for their baby-to-be.

The first one stopped and took a pill.
"What was that?" The others asked her.
"Oh, it was Vitamin C - I want my baby to be healthy."

A few minutes later, another woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked.
"Oh, it was iron - I want my baby to be big and strong."
They continued knitting.

Finally the third woman took a pill.
"What was that?" the others asked her.
"It was thalidomide," she said, "I just can't get the arms right on this F***ing sweater!"






I met two girls down the pub last night who had strong Cardiff accents.
I said, "I know that accent. You two ladies are from Scotland, aren't you?"
"Wales, you ****ing idiot," one of them replied.
"Sorry," I said. "You two whales are from Scotland, aren't you?"