Fruity-ya-ya

I'm fatter than I thought!

Mens trousers are sized three inches smaller than the actual size.

A mate at work was checking before he ordered some kevlar jeans on evilbay and was stunned to find his fitting 32" waist was actually 35" on the tape and confirmed his 32" trousers also measured 35"

Suddenly im three inches bigger and not in the good way.

I know I had plenty to eat at Christmas but this revelation has really got my goat.