[Littlepeahead]

We have a beer fridge in the garage next to my bike but I also use it to store my cheese. Mr LPH reckons some of the stuff I buy smells so bad that it would deter any thief from entering the garage to try and steal the bikes. There doesn't appear to be a tick box for 'ripe stinking bishop' on my insurance document for security devices. But I will admit that it does sometimes smell like a morgue rather than a garage.